What is going on?

I either have the bird flu or a new found allergy. My eyes are burning out of my face, I can't stop sneezing and I can't breathe. I can't take allergy medicine because it makes me feel funny. When I say funny, I mean it makes me feel drunk. I can't talk right (that may not be the medicine), I feel light headed, and I feel like my face is going to explode.

Allergy pet peeve:

1.) Needing to sneeze and then nothing happens.

Note: I now feel bad for people that have had an allergy their whole lives.