An Open Letter

Dear Cheddar, Swiss, Monterey Jack and Gouda please step aside, I found something cheesier. It goes by the name "The Dark Knight". 150 minutes.. really?? And since when does everyone call him "The Batman"? It was always "Batman" as far as I remember. Oh and Christian Bale, when you put on your black rubber mask and try to sound like Jack Palance, please try to stay consistent with the voice.